We kennen islamitische scholen natuurlijk als bakens van vreedzaamheid, kennis, kunde en wat aap noot dies meer zij, dus als stoute leerlingen die vreedzaamheid bedreigen, dan moet er soms worden ingegrepen. Maar islamitische basisschool De Vijf Pilaren zou er wat straffen betreft nogal wat eigenzinnig, om niet te zeggen middeleeuws in staan. De vader van een 12-jarige leerling heeft namelijk aangifte gedaan van LIJFSTRAFFEN door de juf van groep 8: "Hij had slagstrepen op de zijkant van zijn buik," zo vertelt de vader aan Omroep West. Voorzitter van het College van Bestuur van onderwijsstichting Yunus Emre reageert: "De veiligheid en het welzijn van onze leerlingen staan voor ons voorop. Iedere melding over mogelijk grensoverschrijdend handelen wordt daarom serieus genomen en zorgvuldig onderzocht." 

Maar de vader hoort naar eigen zeggen helemaal niks meer van de school en het OM bevestigt wel dat de aangiftes zijn gedaan maar ziet te weinig aanknopingspunten voor strafrechtelijk onderzoek. Tja, komt juffie Ans of Bouchra wellicht zomaar weg met dergelijke hekserij. Misschien dat de inspectie eens een kijkje kan nemen om te zien of die Vijf islamitische Pilaren niet toevallig bestaan uit: 1. Kinderen beuken met bezems. 2. Jongens en meisjes gescheiden ingangen aanbieden. 3. In Allah geloven. 4. Democratie en de vrije westerse samenleving afwijzen. 5. Moskeescholen als voorbeeld nemen.

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De benoeming deze maandag van Judith Kuypers (55) past in een bredere trend van politieke aandacht voor geweld tegen vrouwen. Ze moet onder meer een nationaal actieplan opzetten en ervoor zorgen dat slachtoffers, ook die van kindermishandeling, eerder worden opgemerkt.

Mijn vrouw ontgaat veel, maar niet de belofte dat halverwege het tochtje vanuit het verpleeghuis een ijsje wacht.

Al langere tijd bestaat de kritiek dat te weinig ziekenhuizen abortus aanbieden in week 22 of 23 van de zwangerschap als er geen medische noodzaak voor is. Zulke late abortussen zijn emotioneel zwaar, ook voor zorgverleners. Enkele ziekenhuizen hebben zich nu gemeld voor een proef die hier verandering in brengt.

A Welshman was sentenced to prison on Tuesday for his role in numerous swattings in the UK, US, and Canada. Callum Dare, 26, was an administrator of Doxbin, a dark web platform frequented by individuals that expose the personally identifiable information (PII) of people, usually to encourage harassment or to target them through swatting attacks. The Talbot Green man never actually carried out a swatting call himself, although investigators said "he was an active participant" in Doxbin's "#deadnet" channel, "where he encouraged and assisted others in targeting individuals and organizations through swatting attacks." The investigation into Dare began in May 2019, when he was aged 19, after the FBI engaged South Wales Police and Tarian Regional Organised Crime Unit (ROCU). Tarian ROCU said messages on Dare's phone tied him to "multiple" swatting attacks in the US and Canada. Digital forensics further showed that Dare assembled montages of footage taken from internet livestreams and other sources to showcase emergency services' response to swatting calls. He shared them in the #deadnet Doxbin channel "in an attempt to encourage others to carry out similar offences," Tarian ROCU said. One of those swattings involved a call made to the Los Angeles Police Department in which the caller, speaking with a fake Russian accent, claimed there were bombs placed under chairs in a University of California lecture theater, resulting in an evacuation. Investigations by Welsh police further tied Dare to a swatting attack on December 17, 2018. A caller phoned a Western Mail journalist claiming to be armed with nail bombs and holding hostages at Cardiff's Sandringham Hotel on St Mary Street. The journalist alerted police, who responded by closing off and evacuating St Mary Street, causing significant disruption in the country's capital during one of the busiest periods of the year. Other incidents included calls made to another US university while protests against Milo Yiannopoulos, a far-right political commentator, were ongoing, as well as others targeting individuals. One was a programmer based in Canada, who was swatted after the caller claimed to be at the address and had just shot their girlfriend, taken hostages, and was armed with explosives, according to information heard at Cardiff Crown Court, reported by WalesOnline. This call catalyzed Dare's undoing. Canadian authorities engaged the FBI, and together they seized Doxbin and #deadnet chat logs, discovering that the usernames "Chans" and "KT" belonged to a Doxbin admin likely based in Wales. The information was passed to Welsh police in 2019. South Wales Police linked the information to a PayPal account, which in turn revealed an email address that led officers to Dare's identity and residence. Dare was arrested, and officers combed through his devices, finding ample evidence of his support for the swatting calls and other offenses. Officers also found a file called "The Man in the Onion," a phishing kit designed to imitate dark web marketplaces and harvest user credentials. Tarian ROCU said it was likely the kit could gather details that could be used to access cryptocurrency wallets and other accounts. There is no suggestion Dare used this phishing kit for real-world attacks, although possessing it is a crime. According to defense barrister Peter Donnison, Dare suffered from mental health difficulties including ADHD, autism, and low borderline IQ, in addition to a troubled upbringing. He pleaded guilty to encouraging or assisting the commission of malicious communications and possession of articles for use in frauds on June 15. Dare was sentenced to two years and three months in prison. Terence G. Reilly, special agent in charge at the FBI Nashville Field Office, said: "Swatting is not a victimless prank – it is a reckless and dangerous crime that can have deadly consequences. "This investigation exemplifies the remarkable dedication of the FBI and our international law enforcement partners to pursue and bring to justice those who commit this dangerous crime – no matter where in the world they reside." Louisa Robertson, specialist prosecutor at the Crown Prosecution Service Cymru-Wales, said: "Callum Dare put people in danger by encouraging the triggering of armed police responses, for his own thrills. "When false alarms like this are raised, it is often multiple emergency services that are involved, drawing them away from people who genuinely need them. "The international cooperation of law enforcement agencies and prosecutors in different jurisdictions allowed the Crown Prosecution Service to build a strong case against Dare, showing how far-reaching his criminality was, leaving him little choice but to plead guilty. "I hope the sentence today deters others from carrying out these criminal acts." ®

Microsoft has made good on a promise to make Windows Search less of a chore to use, making tweaks to remove "promotional content" from web results and options to focus on local results. The changes are currently limited to Windows Insiders in the Experimental channel. March Rogers, partner director for product design for Windows at Microsoft, stated that they were on their way when Microsoft announced the Windows 11 26H2 update, and the scope of the changes will delight Windows Search users who are tired of the service's occasional unreliability and inaccuracy, and the clutter of its interface. While Microsoft said it has reduced the likelihood of the service crashing, it also said there was "more work underway." Still, even going by what is in the Experimental channel (which could easily change between now and release), it looks like the updates are a considerable improvement on what users have had to endure until now. For starters, the results are clearer, it is easier to see where a hit came from, and promotional content has been removed from web results ("Web results show the most relevant answer, instead of first showing related products and promotions"). Plus, there are now settings to choose whether web and Microsoft Store results are shown alongside local results – you'll find them in the Search area of the Privacy & Security page in the Settings app. Local results are prioritized when they are a better match, typos are better tolerated (Microsoft gave the example of "utlook" finding Outlook), and there's support for two-character file searches. The Windows Insiders update is free of the word "Copilot." Microsoft tinkered with Windows Search improvements in 2025, but a Copilot+ PC was required to use them. The service itself has long been the punchline to many a Windows joke: there was the high-CPU usage incident of 2019 and the empty results page of 2020, for example. This time around, Microsoft has taken the surprising step of deprioritizing "promotional content" while also improving the user experience. It would have been better not to have had "promotional content" in the first place, but this is a positive step. We took a look on a PC with the Experimental channel and, after setting a Feature flag to access the updates, we were impressed. Perhaps we had low expectations based on what had gone before, but, freed of cruft, the results were clearer, and the whole experience snappier. Microsoft did not say when the updates would reach general availability. However, Windows 11 26H2 or perhaps before would be a safe bet. ®

This is a current list of where and when I am scheduled to speak:

• I’m speaking (virtually) at the Policy-Relevant Privacy Research Workshop in Calgary, Canada, on Monday, July 20, 2026.
• I’m speaking at Boston Leadership Exchange in Boston, Massachusetts, USA, on Wednesday, July 22, 2026.
• I’m speaking at Cognitive Security Conference in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA. The conference runs August 6-7, 2026; my speaking time is TBD.
• I’m speaking at DEF CON 34 in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA. The conventions runs August 6-9, 2026; my speaking time is TBD.
• I’m speaking at LAcon V in Anaheim, California, USA. The convention runs August 27-31, 2026, and my speaking time is TBD.
• I’m speaking at CanSecWest 2026 in Vancouver, Canada. The conference runs September 30–October 1, 2026; the time of my talk is TBD.

The list is maintained on this page.

Nothing Doing is an ongoing webcomic by Horse C about roommates, anxiety and having a relatable level of passion for your work. Comics don't need a novel premise if their fundamentals are solid enough.

If you enjoy it, don't neglect the gallery, which contains doodle comics as well as the expected illustrations and sketches.

Darren Schiller has added a photo to the pool:

Hindley Street, Adelaide CBD
The Plaza Hotel was formerly the Grand Coffee Palace and was owned and occupied by Michael C Billett. It was opened by Mr JSP Stutley on 7 March 1891. In 1907 it was almost
‘wholly rebuilt’ with exterior alterations and additions carried out to the value of £3,300.
Council approved these plans on 11 March 1907.
Subsequent alterations and additions were carried out in the 1930s and 1940s by architect Hubert H Cowell. These involved internal alterations and installation of services as well as
shop front alterations to cater for the change in the building use: from Coffee Palace to, in 1938, a hotel when it was known as the Grand Hotel. In 1941, part of the hotel was used as
a furniture shop. From 1957–59 further internal alterations were undertaken as more shops were opened and it was at this time, 1959, that the hotel became known as the Plaza Hotel.
In 1992, the building was used at the ground floor level as a series of shops. The hotel has continued to be remodelled in accordance with social changes that have been reflected in
licensing regulations.
Hubert Cowell was the son of architect Henry J Cowell. Hubert was articled to his father and in 1903–1906 practised architecture in South Africa. On his return he was appointed Town Clerk and Surveyor for the Corporation of Thebarton before joining his father and brother in the partnership of Cowell & Cowell. In 1917 he became a Fellow of the South Australian Institute of Architects serving as Councillor, Honorary Secretary and between 1929–1931 as
President. In 1937 he won the South Australian Housing Trust’s architectural competition for designing its first Trust homes. Between 1937 and 1945, Cowell was responsible for the
design and supervision of more than 2000 homes for the South Australian Housing Trust. He retired in 1966 as Michael Page describes as ‘one of the last survivors from the colonial and Federation eras of architecture.’